You have left Central Park for the 24 Hour Fitness Center.
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Date: July 24, 2011
Weather: Warm
Health: Good
Pace: Grueling
Food: 0 Pounds
Next Landmark: 4 Blocks
Blocks Traveled: Too Many
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You may:
1. Continue on trail.
2. Check supplies.
3. Look at map.
4. Change pace.
5. Wish you had food to ration.
6. Stop to rest.
7. Wish you had money.
8. Wish there were people to talk to.
9. Gaze longingly through the nearest store window.
What is your choice? _
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Stanley doesn't do hills. Lose 20 minutes.
Congratulations! After a hard journey, you have made it to the 24 Hour Fitness Center.
You will now die of dysentery.
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