They weren't supposed to like each other.

This face.

Look at it.

It is the face of a man who can only be successful in his romantic endeavors, Y/Y?



Um, apparently the game doesn't recognize sarcasm. That won't do at all.


Quick, to the Inappropriate pie menu! Undo whatever you did to make her like you!


Oh.

That's okay, I can still destroy this budding relationship. It's time for pointless quarreling!


"Hey, have I ever told you that I really hate the way your hair looks under natural light?"


"Huh?"


"Because I do. It's well-textured in CAS, but then I see you out here and it's flat and lifeless and AWFUL."


"What?! That's a horrible thing to say!"


"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"


"Wtf, I never said that."


"How can you be so mean? We were supposed to get engaged next week and everything!"




"What."


"Umm..."



"Nevermind. Smoochy smoochy!"


"Yeah, how about no."



Mission accomplished.