"Ho-hum...hanging out in the graveyard at two in the morning..."
"Hooray, a deathfish!"
"Are they hiding somewhere? Behind the outhouse or the car, perhaps? Do not want!"
Fortunately, the only thing hiding behind the car was a garden gnome.
He's a pretty lazy fellow. So lazy, in fact, that he doesn't even bother to close his eyes before he goes to sleep.
His interests include tomato vines...
...Watching tomato vines grow...
...Talking to people who are busy...
...And basking in the reflected glory of Sim-Me's literary genius.
"Live in a house like a responsible adult?"
(What do you mean, that reference is getting old?)
I do not dance and therefore Sim-Me, by extension, does not dance either.
But what can I say? Rammstein was playing.