"Hey! Hey, Kai!"
"What's that jacket made out of, STUPID CLOTH? Because it looks stupid!"
"Almost as stupid as your face, which looks ALMOST as stupid as your hair! Hahaha!"
"Wtf is your problem today?! Is the homelessness finally starting to make you crack or something?"
"No, my problem's with your stupid face! Hahaha!"
"Look, I know you've got to be messed up from the constant sleep deprivation and exposure to the elements, but that is no reason to go around hurting everybody else's feelings."
"You're not the only one who's tired and hungry and blah blah blah..."
"Yaaaaaawn. Sorry, did you say something? I couldn't hear it over the noise of your STUPIDITY."
"I am going to kill you in your sleep."