The gym is full of things like refrigerators and toilets and showers. What a wondrous place! Sure, maybe you're supposed to pay for the food or at least buy a membership before you eat it, but there was nobody around to notice, so who cares?
There's no need to clean up either. Someone else will come along and take care of it eventually.
"Hey, guess what? Your cooking sucks!"
"Hahaha! You're right, it does!"
"Hey, guess what? Yours sucks too!"
"Hahaha! It's true! I burned a jam sandwich!"
We had a nice conversation...I wonder if this means that we will be getting married after all!
No. No, it does not.
Having eaten all the food and used all the showers without wiping them down, everyone's needs were seen to for the moment. They left in search of entertainment...
And wound up visiting the pool!
Much fun was had. Like sleeping on chairs.
And breath-holding contests.
Okay, maybe it wasn't so fun for him.
"Gah! Do you even breathe?!"
"It's not my fault your lung capacity sucks! Go me!"
Eventually, though, they grew tired of swimming and settled in.
But not for long.
"Huh. I just had the weirdest feeling like I should get up..."
"...And head around back and..."
"...Find this? It's almost like some invisible, all-seeing force directed me here. How bizarre."
"Ha, loser woke up and moved. The chair's mine now!"