Fish for breakfast, of course!
Oh, boy! Caught something!
Is that even a fish?
Yeah, I don't think it is either.
"Yaaawn. Good morning, world!"
"Oh, great. Now they're awake to witness my MISERABLE FAILURE."
Hold that thought, a car just went by and it's the first one I've heard in Meadow Gl--
W...what. Is that who I think it...
IT IS. Everyone hide and maybe--okay, he kept going, it's fine, he must be on his way to work. Whew.
"I don't care about the creepy German surgeon. I just caught something more substantial than failfish."
"But wtf is it?"
Goldfish says, "Ew, wtf are you?"
"It's slimy and it TALKS. It disgusts me."
"Maybe we can eat these bugs instead."
(Spoiler: They couldn't.)