I think it could use some window treatments.

This keeps happening! I have created Sim Satan, I just know it.

Anyway. Don't you just love it when you download a shiny new hair...


And it is MISSING LARGE CHUNKS OF ITSELF? Because nothing makes me happier, I tell you what. It's great. The only thing that makes me happier, actually, is when my sims do something I emphatically did not want them to do.

Like this:


"Flowers! :D"


"Flowers?"


"Flowers! :D"


"Be still, my heart!"

ARGH.


To top it off, this fellow already looks promising.





If by "looks promising" you mean "he acts like a STUPID PUDDINGFACE."


"Hey, you know what would be awesome? Some money. Then we could, like, buy beds and food and maybe a roof and stuff."


"Oh, hello new guy. 'Sup?"


Someone's talking to me. Crap. Deflect! Deflect!


"Hello. Do you know what I like? Sushi."


"I mean I really, really like sushi. IT'S SO GOOD THAT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES MY EYES ROLL BACK."


"Well, except for narezushi, that's kind of nasty. But other types of sushi--sorry, am I boring you?"




"Mission accomplished."


"So, our new house is pretty nice, don't you think?"


"Our new house? Our new HOUSE? You are an idiot."


"And you're such a jerk! I wish you'd just die already."


Only if you die first. What is this bull.