Look at it.
It is the face of a man who can only be successful in his romantic endeavors, Y/Y?
Um, apparently the game doesn't recognize sarcasm. That won't do at all.
Quick, to the Inappropriate pie menu! Undo whatever you did to make her like you!
That's okay, I can still destroy this budding relationship. It's time for pointless quarreling!
"Hey, have I ever told you that I really hate the way your hair looks under natural light?"
"Because I do. It's well-textured in CAS, but then I see you out here and it's flat and lifeless and AWFUL."
"What?! That's a horrible thing to say!"
"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"
"Wtf, I never said that."
"How can you be so mean? We were supposed to get engaged next week and everything!"
"Nevermind. Smoochy smoochy!"
"Yeah, how about no."